Tuesday, February 9, 2010


It has been said, that at a certain point, a woman must choose between her face and her ass. I am nearing 40 and I'm afraid I'm about to have to make that choice. Apparently, based on new research, being thinner makes women over 40 look older and for every 10 pounds thinner you get, you will look 4 years older. Nice. Get a great ass and there goes the face. Get a great face, have a huge ass. When you see me stuffing my face with donuts you'll know which choice I made. What's yours?


  1. you have such a beautiful face, so why bother choosing the ass!?

  2. ha! the worst though is you choose the face, get a big a$$ and the face still looks like cr&p.

  3. hhhmmmm - I say fix the a$$ so you don't need to buy bigger clothes and use the money you saved to hire you to make my face look good.