Friday, March 5, 2010

DON'T WALK


If you walk like you have poop in your pants when you wear heels, don't wear them. Nothing ruins a great outfit, and a great pair of heels, like a girl who can't actually walk in them. I unhappily witnessed this yesterday in a high end department store. A salesgirl who looked fabulous while standing, looked like a cow tromping through a field as soon as she started walking. Lower the heel or get some walking lessons. MOOOOOO.

Thursday, March 4, 2010

POSH

Yes the queen wears one and so did Princess Di. With its distinctive waxy finish and corduroy collar it's long been a favorite of the country shooting set, pony girls and British aristocracy. They're waterproof and classic and with rainy season fast approaching it's time for you to pony up and get one too. Just because it's a classic doesn't make it any less chic.
www.barbour.com


Wednesday, March 3, 2010

COATHANGER

This is really sad and I'm reluctant to post it but it's a thought that's been nagging at me since practically 2nd grade. In order to look ridiculously, incredibly, off the charts, uniquely, fashionably eccentrically chic.. do you just have to be anorexic skinny? I mean, I see a stick figure in something that looks crazy awesome....she has that "I'm so not trying to be cool but just can't help it" look while her normal sized counterpart would look downright tacky in it. What is it about being rail thin that makes the clothes look right? Or is it just youth? Either way, they won't last forever so better work on that crazy, eccentric, glamorous, fabulous personality of yours because that actually can be around forever.

Monday, March 1, 2010

DON'T BE LATE

Over the past week I've been reading chapters from the original Lewis Carroll, Alice in Wonderland book to my daughter. At times I wondered how it was ever considered a children's book with all the absurdities both in language and in plot but somehow it managed to hold her attention and mine as well, if not for the story, for the imaginative and ridiculous costuming. The soldiers made of cards, the rose tree made red by paintbrush, the mad hatter (fabulous hat!), the extreme makeup and random proportions. Fashion has most definitely been influenced by its charms. You may be as well... check it out on March 5th when it hits theaters.

Friday, February 26, 2010

ALL IN THE FAMILY

Does anyone else love this ad as much as I do?

The most recent Missoni ads reveal family photos of the Missoni women and other members of their family. While they are all truly fashionable they are also extremely engaging and beautifully comfortable in their own skin. The allure isn't in how glamorous they are but in how real they seem to be and nothing could be more fashionable than that.

Wednesday, February 24, 2010

MAKE A DASH FOR IT

I know the puppies are cute but I barely noticed them. It's the rug they're laying on that steals the show. I just purchased this rug for a client of mine in New York for her bathroom. What could be more fun than a pink leopard rug in a bathroom?! But bathrooms are not the only rooms in need of a pink leopard rug. Living rooms, bedrooms. You name it.
Cats rule this time.

Monday, February 22, 2010

SET SAIL

I saw this chandelier today in the window of Manchester by the Sea's, Cargo Unlimited and swooned. While I'm not usually one for overtly nautical themes, something about the whimsy of this one (I'm pretty sure Peter Pan is on there right now heading to Neverland) makes it less contrived. If you live near the ocean, and want a fun chandelier, this could be your conversation piece.

LINED UP

Chanel may have made it fashionable but it's undeniable, effortless charm has kept it around. Practically every designer has made one but L.L. Bean does just as good a job at a fraction of the cost.

Thursday, February 18, 2010

BALL BUSTER

Aside from the fact that I'm pretty sure these are really unhealthy for the male body, how they look is absolutely ridiculous. While I got on board with women wearing skinny jeans, I draw the line when men start wearing them.... straight men anyway. This look is so absurd on men, it almost makes me not want to wear them myself. So please men... STAY AWAY FROM SKINNY JEANS! Stick with the classics and shop at Levi's, Lucky or Diesel.
Now about those tighty whities......

Wednesday, February 17, 2010

FOR SALE

Since we totally got punk'd on those Gap Hardy boots this past Fall, I'm trying to move on. Summer will be here soon enough, so who needs boots now anyway, right?
Ok, so maybe I'm not totally over them but I will be as soon as I get my toes in these. Part gladiator, part espadrille. Seriously hot..........AND they're available.

Tuesday, February 16, 2010

MAYBE

I was about to go off on how ridiculous fingerless gloves are when I came across this picture. Katie Holmes, lovingly holding her little girl, wearing the softest looking fingerless gloves. My position started to wane. I mean, I guess she does have more control having her fingers free. She could text Tom Cruise with no problem. She could hold her Starbuck's coffee without fear of dropping it. She could even apply lip gloss from a pot without taking her gloves off.
SOLD.

Monday, February 15, 2010

FAKING IT

I know you didn't think those absurdly long lashes on every celebrity who hits the red carpet were because of a) exceptional genes or b) $40 mascara. No, I didn't think so. They are, as you already knew, fake. But don't think fake lashes are for professionals only. Anyone can apply them. Try individual lashes for a more natural look or strip lashes for a more bold look. You can find them at your local drugstore, Sephora, or even order them online.
Phony never looked prettier.

Thursday, February 11, 2010

KEEL SIMPLE

I remember my diary, with a lock of course, when I was 12 years old. I had so much important stuff to say. Was Steven really going with Monica? Did David really like me but did I really like Thacher? 90 pages of nothing. Luckily there's a new way to journal and you actually might get something out of it. The entry pages are short and always have a twist. It asks you multiple choice questions and allows you to fill in the blanks. It gives a quote of the day and makes you think. Today mine asked....
Was today 1) a mermaid 2) smirking 3) street-smart?
Definitely smirking.

Tuesday, February 9, 2010

ASSFACE


It has been said, that at a certain point, a woman must choose between her face and her ass. I am nearing 40 and I'm afraid I'm about to have to make that choice. Apparently, based on new research, being thinner makes women over 40 look older and for every 10 pounds thinner you get, you will look 4 years older. Nice. Get a great ass and there goes the face. Get a great face, have a huge ass. When you see me stuffing my face with donuts you'll know which choice I made. What's yours?

Wednesday, February 3, 2010

SMASHING


Remember that fountain of youth powder I told you about awhile back? Remember how it made your skin wrinkle free (almost) and gave you a nice even glow? Wouldn't you like that same affect on your eyes? Now you can. Smashbox's Halo Hydrating Perfection Eye Shadow lets you grind the powder as you need it and has that same Halo affect, smoothing out wrinkles instead of burrowing into them. The eye lift can wait.

Wednesday, January 27, 2010

CHASING FASHION

In a time where Tilda Swinton, Marion Cotillard and Jennifer Aniston are all considered "fashionable", it begs the question....what does "fashionable" really mean anymore?
Trends are so fast and furious, fashion so disposable, it's hard to keep up. Luckily you don't have to anymore. With fashion icons so polar opposite the message now is, everything goes as long as it's authentic and true to you, flatters your body type and lifestyle, and is never vulgar. Enjoy. Pressure's off.

Friday, January 22, 2010

HO-LY HO

Are you scared? Because I am. It wouldn't be so bad if she were the only one but unfortunately there are millions of them.
When are women going to stop trying to look like strippers? Fake hair, fake boobs, overly tan skin, cartoon makeup? This is not style, it's a punchline.
There's only one Barbie.. let's keep it that way. Clean it up and see how hot you really are.


Friday, January 15, 2010

FOOD, INC.

I'm not trying to scare you (yes I am) but it might be a good idea (it's imperative) that some of you (all of you) see Food, Inc.
Now before you think I'm radical (maybe a little bit) about food, let me just say that I eat meat, I eat bacon and I've been known to scoff down a Big Mac and Supersize fries now and again. I would like to continue to do so, but I'd like to feel safe while doing it.
If you care about your health, your children's health, if you eat food sold in a grocery store, rent it tonight.

Wednesday, January 13, 2010

BLOG IN THE FAMILY


My daughter asked me if I would take pictures of her in the outfits she picks out. I said sure. She then asked if I would post them on my blog. I said I'd think about it... but knew I wouldn't..... no one wants to see pictures of someone else's kid.. especially not on a daily basis which is what she had in mind. We made a compromise. She now has her own blog. She's more opinionated than me when it comes to clothes and fashion and she's a lot braver too. Bag lady meets Jim Carey from Ace Ventura is one of her favorite looks. But a love for fashion is a love for fashion, whether you're 5 or 95. Here's to fashion for all ages.

Monday, January 4, 2010

STYLE BORROWER?

I have no interest in bogarting Angelina's look but these earrings are hard to resist. They're not the same green as the ones she wore so you won't feel like a "style thief" if you sport them. They come in a variety of colors and can easily be ordered online. Now where's the website to order Brad Pitt?
Angelina Earrings Topaz

Monday, December 28, 2009

IT TAKES BALLS

I hate New Year's Eve. I think I've seen Dick Clark's "Rockin' New Year's Eve" TV special once. Yes it's pathetic that I prefer to stay in my pajamas while others are getting tipsy and are joyously ringing in the new year, however, these disco beauties could change my mind. A party with these as the placeholders? Or strung around a chandelier? Or cloistered in a glass vase? Pour me a glass of champagne. These balls are worth staying up for.

Thursday, December 24, 2009

IT'S THE LITTLE THINGS

Let's face it. Nothing says Christmas like kids. Smiling faces. Appreciative of the little things. Always joyous and innocent. Okay, so maybe that's stretching it but luckily Christmas does seem to bring out the appreciative parent. Temper tantrums and all..we sure are glad they're around.
If only Christmas could come every day.
Happy Holidays.




Tuesday, December 22, 2009

LEFT, LEFT, LEFT RIGHT LEFT!

While I'm not entering into the army, I'd kinda like to look like I am. Khaki/army inspired shirts and jackets strike just the right note once the weather starts to warm (whenever that will be). You can feminize them with gold accessories or super feminine hair. Either way you'll be right in step for Spring.

Friday, December 18, 2009

INSPIRATION

If you're not visiting The Sartorialist blog on a daily basis yet, you should. It presents daily hits of street fashion from New York to Australia to Spain. Gorgeous snapshots of eccentrically glamorous women and men with serious fashion guts. It will open your mind to all the possibilities just waiting to be found in your very own closet.

Thursday, December 17, 2009

GLITTERATI

Every little girl loves glitter but that doesn't mean she wants to be covered head to toe in it. If you have a discerning sophisticate on your hands try out the J.Crew glitter kids' belt. It can create that uptown/dowtown balance when paired over an oversized army green oxford, grey leggings and UGGS. All I can say is, do they have it in my size?

Wednesday, December 16, 2009

VOLUME FOR LESS

I don't like to spend money unnecessarily. Who does? Which is why I never buy $25 mascara when I can get the most fabulous one for $8. People say it's all in the brush, but I disagree. When doing a fashion show or putting makeup on clients I don't use the brush the mascara comes with... I have to use the more sanitary, disposable brushes. It's all in how you apply. Place brush at base of lashes firmly, wiggle a little bit and then coat the rest of the lashes. Repeat, repeat, repeat until desired effect is achieved. Now all you have to do is figure out what to do with that extra $17 you saved.

Monday, December 7, 2009

CREATING A DYNASTY

Did you ever wear a dress to a party when Dynasty and Dallas were the top TV shows? If you did, it's time to get your long, pointy, hot pink, Carrington claws on it. It'll be perfect for that holiday party you just got invited to and you know no one else will have it. Just shorten it, subtract a few bows and make a scene...... Alexis-Krystle style.

Friday, December 4, 2009

WRAP IT UP

I like bows. I like presents. What's not to like, right? Same goes for these accessories by Kate Spade. The Bourgeois ring and flats. Festive. Fun. And cheap enough for the bourgeois in all of us.

Wednesday, December 2, 2009

TEAM POMEGRANATE


Girls are mercurial. Team Edward one day, Team Jacob the next. Cherry Crush one day, Pomegranate the next. Boys. Makeup. It all depends on the day. For today, Jacob and Pomegranate are my new favorites. Just like the original Cherry Crush... Pomegranate lip and cheek stain is sheer and weightless but the color is a bit more pink than red. You won't have to stand out in the cold for 2 hours to get those winter pink cheeks....it's just too bad it doesn't come with a Pomegranate martini.

Monday, November 30, 2009

MAD SCARF

When I was 18, my mother took me to Paris and bought me my first CHANEL. A red and white silk scarf that I fell in love with instantly. I wrapped it around my head a la Grace Kelly, but instead of looking elegant, I looked old and crazy. I tried wearing it around my neck....still crazy, but in a Mary Tyler Moore way. Then I remembered Flo, best friend to Alice. She wore scarves around her neck but she also decorated all her purses with them too. Voila! Finally a way to wear my beloved scarf and not be totally nuts.

Monday, November 23, 2009

SWEETER THAN PIE


Listen up. This necklace has your name on it. Well, it has my name on it so wait to order it until I can get my hands on it. I can't figure out if I want to eat it or wear it, it looks so sweet. "Cherry Pie" necklace by Isabel Harvey is one sugary confection we can all feel good about.

Thursday, November 19, 2009

ANN'S BACK


Remember when Ann Taylor was your "go to" for cocktail dresses and baubles to go with? It's been a while since that was the case but lately Ann Taylor is making a comeback. With beautiful knits, simple but well proportioned dresses, jewelry that is feminine and current. Finally.
Wear it with that simple black dress and it'll be Taylor made for you.

Tuesday, November 17, 2009

NECK WARMER

I know you've seen scarves worn really long and really thin. They're a "look" and a layering tool but they definitely don't serve much purpose. They certainly don't keep you WARM. Now that winter is fast approaching, staying warm is key. Wrap it up close to your neck... even long wool wraps can be worn as a scarf. Warm and chic. I'm all choked up.


Monday, November 16, 2009

ALL BARK

I am not a baker but luckily I don't have to be. I have the easiest recipe for chocolate bark that is super healthy and delicious. It will leave you feeling satisfied; it's super low in carbohydrates; it's good for your skin and health and it won't get in the way of you fitting into that size 4 Christmas dress.

3 Tablespoons Green and Black cocoa powder
3 Tablespoons MELTED Spectrum organic coconut oil
3 suirts liquid Stevia
handful of walnuts

In flat shallow tupperware container mix all ingredients until smooth. Put in refrigerator and let cool (about 25 min). Once hard, cut into pieces and enjoy. Bark and bite all in one.

Friday, November 13, 2009

SOLAR POWER

I went to New York this weekend and while I saw plenty of amazing fashion and decorative items.... the real find in NYC was a face cream. Summer is officially over but the sun's rays are still out, damaging our face (like we need more of that). The need for heavy sunscreen is over but you still need to be protected and do it naturally. Devita moisturizer has TRANSPARENT zinc oxide instead of the more common white/grey zinc that is in my other favorites. This means it's fantastic under makeup, is sheer and absorbs easily. It leaves the skin soft and supple but protected and not from a bunch of chemicals. Sorry Neutrogena.

Thursday, November 5, 2009

HERE I GO AGAIN

I thought this look would never return but everything in fashion makes a comeback so here it is. Acid wash jeans are everywhere and some are better than others. If you don't feel like looking like a leftover Whitesnake groupie you might want to err on the gentler version of acid wash. A more bleached out version rather than full out acid. Free People's bleached grey jeans are true to the 80's but styled for today.

"Is this love, that I'm feeling? Is this the love... that I've been looking for.. is this love, or am I dreaming.......?"

Tuesday, November 3, 2009

PLUM CHOICE

Here I go again with the Sugar Plum Fairy references. As my daughter would say about her love of wearing head-to-toe pink and the love of pink in general, "I just can't help it."
These are sooooo ethereal and so utterly feminine...so Sugar Plum! The tutu dressed girl inside me is desperately hoping to see these in her Christmas stocking this year. Hint. Hint.

Monday, November 2, 2009

SWEET SPOT

While I'm a big fan of dresses that look like cupcakes I'm also a really big fan of the cupcake itself. I don't need a birthday to celebrate the pure perfection these little treats offer and neither do you. That's the beauty of them. They fit every mood and every occasion or non occasion. Somehow you are okay buying a few cupcakes out of the blue but would feel weird buying an entire cake. SWEET in Back Bay and Harvard Square offers the prettiest, yummiest cupcakes around, baked fresh every day. You really don't need a reason to get them. Just get them.

Friday, October 30, 2009

DRESS ME, KATE

The holidays are around the corner which means holiday parties. It's the one time you can get away with wearing sequins and sparkles galore and not feel overdone. Topshop's Kate Moss Christmas Collection has to plenty to offer for a shin dig but this sequin mini dress is to die for. It hits mid-thigh and has a plunging neckline (although not quite as plunging as they've made it out to be in this picture) but has long sleeves and weighted fabric. It's the right combination of covered and uncovered. Sparkly but subdued in color. So pretty. Dress me, and kiss me, Kate.

Thursday, October 29, 2009

CONVERSING AGAIN

If Converse sneakers never turned you on, I get it. Too round. Too long. Too white. Too clunky. Save it for the boys right? Well, no longer. If all you needed was a little bit of sparkle to warm your heart, you're in luck. Free People's embellished high top will make even the biggest Converse detractors smile. Rabbit feet never looked so good.

Friday, October 23, 2009

MAKING UP

Just thought another before and after might be fun. There is no limit to what makeup can do. What could makeup do for you?


Thursday, October 22, 2009

LONG GONE?

It used to be said that once you reached a "certain" age you should cut your hair. Luckily that rule, along with so many others regarding age has disappeared, but I wonder what prompted it in the first place? Is it the hair? Is it the face? Is it just in the attitude? Maybe it's all three. If your face, attitude and style can handle the length, fine. If your face is dripping down like a basset hound like mine is, maybe a cut is in order. Hello salon? 2:00 appointment please......

Wednesday, October 14, 2009

MUFFIN TOPS ARE FOR EATING

You've heard it before but apparently you're not listening. Muffin tops are the best part of a muffin. Slightly crispy, sugared hopefully, just doughy enough. THAT is the breakfast version. The body version is horribly frightening and needs to be put to an end. When your pants are a) too tight and b) too low, it creates a muffin top. It's not pretty and it's not cute. Put down the muffins and eat an apple instead or at least get a bigger pair of pants.

Tuesday, October 13, 2009

FURRRRRIFIC!

Nothing says posh like a fur coat. Or a fur hat. Or a fur collar. Whatever fur you choose, even if it's faux-fur, it will drastically change your look. Even a pair of khakis can't look boring when paired with the luxury of fur. And unlike some winter coats, fur coats actually keep you warm, and isn't that the whole point? Thinking of wearing that old puffy jacket? Fur-get it.

Friday, October 9, 2009

SOLE SLIPPERS

My daughter walks around constantly on her tippy toes. She pretty much likes her shoes depending on whether she can stand on her toes and do pirouettes in them. Fair enough. I love the excitement she shows for them and I secretly long to be that excited about my shoes as well. And now I am. These London Sole flats look like a grown up version of something the Sugar Plum Fairy would bust out if she had a choice to wear anything but pink. My inner ballerina is Tendu-ing all across the living room floor.

Wednesday, October 7, 2009

MAN'S WORLD

If you're having a hard time locating a great cardigan sweater, try looking in the mens' department. I did just that at a recent fly-by at American Eagle. While the womens' sweaters were lightweight and flimsy and sometimes too brightly colored or with overly whimsical detailing, the mens' sweaters were heavier weighted, tailored and in great colors. I scooped this sweater right up in an extra small and it fits perfectly. Not too tight and not too short. Sometimes boys rule.

Monday, October 5, 2009

WALK OF SHAME


First let me say, there is nothing, NOTHING, like a pair of Louboutin heels. The craftsmanship, the line of the shoe, the quality of the materials. They're worth every penny. They are works of art and art can be expensive. However, there are times when you only want a shoe for one night and one night only. Who wants to spend that kind of money for one night?
Bakers shoes, while certainly not quality, manage to get "the look" a lot of the time. And for under $100 it's one 1 night stand you can't resist.