Wednesday, July 7, 2010

DON'T BOTHER

Why do women ask men if they like their outfit? It's completely insane and totally unnecessary. See, a smart man will always answer, "you look great honey!" which is nice but not helpful. A moron for a husband will tell you exactly what he thinks but he doesn't know jack about fashion so that isn't helpful either. And if either guy starts raving about your outfit more than usual and tells you how hot you look and starts grabbing your ass, you're definitely not wearing anything remotely fashionable. You look like a slut. When you need fashion advice, ask a girl. A fashionable one.

4 comments:

  1. Whenever I try on 2 outfits at home and ask Nick his opinion, he always chooses the last - I think so we can get out of the house faster! I've stopped asking now.

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  2. It seems most effective when using the k.i.s.s. approach-a simple "whoa" or "wow" should tell her everything she needs to know.

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  3. Did you see this article about websites where you can post a photo of your outfit and get strangers' opinions? Or you can just go there and opine.

    www.fashism.com

    article:
    http://www.nytimes.com/2010/07/08/fashion/08CROWD.html?_r=1&ref=fashion

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  4. No, but that looks fun! Thanks,, I'll check it out.

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